I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Drunk is a universal language darling
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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