I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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