How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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