are you so shy because you have an std?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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