i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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