yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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