Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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