omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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