i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.