oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
How does it feel to date your dad?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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