I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis