How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
She needs sedatives and a leash
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid