farters have to be the big spoon...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.