I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
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Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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