Can i not drive my cunt home
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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