My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate