Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas