areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.