I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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