He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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