forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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