I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.