What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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