OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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