Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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