My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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