Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
the day after is always just damage control
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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