Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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