69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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