I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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