All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
This baby is an asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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