...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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