you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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