'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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