And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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