Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We need to rekindle our bromance
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"