im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol