doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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