I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Randomize