Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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