Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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