I wish I could punch you in the face.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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