Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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