I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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