She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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