Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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