Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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