jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
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My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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