I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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