I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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