I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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