She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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Michael Bay diarrhea
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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