I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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