She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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